Fantastic Fest 2009

The year is 2019. A mysterious plague has swept over the earth, transforming the majority of the world's population into vampires. Edward Dalton, a vampire researcher who refuses to feed on human blood, struggles to create a blood substitute that might sustain vampires and spare the few remaining humans.

Kicked out of the house and recently served with divorce papers, Vince (Stephen Graham, SNATCH) is at a low point in his life. In an effort to rally their best mate's spirits, his crew rents a charter bus for a country retreat of heavy drinking and womanizing. The only problem is that the women in their idyllic country hideaway have been infested with the zombie plague, eaten every man in town and are now hungry for seconds.

Are you troubled by the impending wrath of ancient demonic gods? Of course. We all are. Here's what you can DO about it.

A bizarre epidemic has people absorbed into their surroundings, and one young couple fights to maintain their identities as the world blends around them.

An angry, awkward young woman's obsession with surgery brings some unexpected changes to the family.

The revolutionary new government program allows young people to assist the elderly in carrying out their occupational responsibilities, even when said duty is...out of the ordinary.

Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser), a leering, sepulchral surgeon from Germany whose specialty is separating Siamese twins, evolves his craft by sewing together living beings together at the "mucous-cutaneous zone" (guess) in order to create Siamese triplets with a single digestive system.

In a filthy, dingy hospital room, a woman awakens without a memory. The other residents attempt to help her, when not being dragged away into the darkness.

What do you do when there's something growing inside of you? You get rid of it.